He wanna save our souls!! Praise the gods! When he arrives at the pearly gates he can state that he has PERSONALLY saved X amount of souls during his time on earth and it will guarantee him a golfcart and a virgin at his side to spend etirnity with....
Who wants a girl by his side that stays a virgin for eternity
She won't be that by the end of the day
I read that they are having a shortage of virgins in heaven with all these suicide bombings and all. Having to have 72 of them ready for these mindless fundies almost on a daily basis, they are having a hard time to replenish the stock. I think they said there will be a rationing system soon - most probably the more you took with you when you pushed the button, the closer you will get to 72 virgins
If they run out, I suppose they will have to take those that were slightly, but gently, used
Here is a question to Mid93: were is my soul while I am alive, were will it go when I die and were was it before I were born ?