A good quote.....

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Wandapec (May 28, 2008, 12:50:14 PM):
Some advice about investing on the stock exchange...

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October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
- Mark Twain
Wandapec (October 17, 2008, 15:20:36 PM):
Yesterday when I was running some analytics on quite a big database, a colleague was sitting next me waiting for the results. We were working with lots of records and it was taking some time to process the necessary queries etc. The discussion started to go around how much data there is and what a mess it was etc. when one of my colleagues said to me (Unaware of my outlook on life etc.) - "Can you imagine what god's database looks like?"
Needless to say I nearly choked on my tea!
Rigil Kent (December 12, 2008, 20:22:36 PM):
Okay, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Scientists are rarely to be counted among the fun people. Awkward at parties, shy with strangers, deficient in irony - they have no choice but to turn their attention to the close study of everyday objects. - Fran Lebowitz

Hey, I have no sense of decency. That way, my other senses are enhanced. - Bulldog Bricoe

If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space? - Woody Allen

The Chinese just put a man in space. They didn't use a rocket: they stood on each others shoulders and passed him up. - Al Murray

Scientists have discovered a noise made just prior to the big bang that sounds something like 'oops'. - Cully Abrell

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn is composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell



Tweefo (December 20, 2008, 10:53:27 AM):
This one will have to be in Afrikaans.

Wat is die eerste ding wat twee Afrikaners doen as hulle op 'n verlate eiland land? Hulle stig drie politieke partye en vyf kerke.
Tweefo (February 13, 2009, 17:53:24 PM):
Saw a good bumper sticker today. "Instead of getting reborn why not just GROW UP??"

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