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qrios
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September 19, 2006, 17:42:12 PM »
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Q. How do you Upgrade a TATA?
A: Put in an engine.
Q: Why do TATA's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q. What's the difference between a TATA and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's
office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the TATA's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a TATA please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of TATA?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a TATA at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two TATA's at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a TATA with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: How do you double the value of a TATA ?
A: Half fill it with petrol!
Q: What do you call a TATA with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your TATA gets in the way of a swarm of killer
bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What is the TATA owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a TATA with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a TATA go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a TATA go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What do you call a TATA with a flat tire?
A: A write off.
TATA has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2006.
8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.
I can see you've got a new car - a TATA!
Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
What was the first prize then?
A fruit-basket.
TATA's are so slow that you actually have to wipe off the bugs from the
rear end of the car.
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Mefiante
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I take it,
qrios
, that you are not a fan of the Tata marque. Do you own one by any chance?
'Luthon64
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qrios
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September 19, 2006, 18:08:07 PM »
Don't know them at all...
Don't know anyone who owns one, so I can't really give a serious opinion on them...
Only heard
very
good reports about their trucks though...
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And on the front: hello...
btw, I like your sig
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