All about TATA's ...


qrios (September 19, 2006, 17:42:12 PM):
All about TATA's ...

Q. How do you Upgrade a TATA?
A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do TATA's have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q. What's the difference between a TATA and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the TATA's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a TATA please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

Q: What is the sport-version of TATA?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a TATA at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two TATA's at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a TATA with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a TATA ?
A: Half fill it with petrol!

Q: What do you call a TATA with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your TATA gets in the way of a swarm of killer
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

Q: What is the TATA owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a TATA with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a TATA go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a TATA go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a TATA with a flat tire?
A: A write off.

TATA has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2006.
8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.

I can see you've got a new car - a TATA!
Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
What was the first prize then?
A fruit-basket.

TATA's are so slow that you actually have to wipe off the bugs from the
rear end of the car.
Mefiante (September 19, 2006, 18:00:57 PM):
I take it, qrios, that you are not a fan of the Tata marque. Do you own one by any chance? ;D

qrios (September 19, 2006, 18:08:07 PM):
Don't know them at all... ;)
Don't know anyone who owns one, so I can't really give a serious opinion on them...

Only heard very good reports about their trucks though...
EM (September 21, 2006, 08:30:29 AM):
bluegray (September 21, 2006, 10:57:57 AM):
And on the front: hello... :D

btw, I like your sig


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