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Rigil Kent
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« on: May 04, 2010, 15:20:14 PM »

(09:02:24) Lilli: I still see no improvement in the weather here... doesn't someone have a hotline to the weather fairies?

(11:04:08) gothcatgirl: its all god's fault

(12:58:16) (241509): It's not my fault, I'm busy with a volocano in Iceland and an oil spill in the Gulf ~ God

(13:02:29) gothcatgirl: so much for multi-taski​ng. god obviously is male.

(13:05:42) (297097): Hellooo, I sent you Malema, weather tricks are soooo yesterday ~ God

(13:08:09) (297097): And to taunt you sceptics on this forum, I sent you Teleologica​l ~ God

(13:08:59) gothcatgirl: true that. kudos.

(13:11:41) Teleological: Haha, someone feels taunted

(13:16:47) (928746): Those nasty atheists taunt me all the time, saying I don't exist. Sic 'em Teleologica​l, tell them the one about the bacterial flagellar wotsanamey thingy ~ God

(13:33:12) Teleological: Or we can just talk about teleology and purposive behaviour. Some "geniuses" seem to think it is just an illusion and does not really exist. Ask muffles the materialist about.

(13:40:03) Teleological: Perhaps you chaps here should read this; Teleology in nature: biology’s next paradigm shift?

(13:41:08) Teleological: Yes yes, before you gasp and fall off your chairs because of that word "teleology"​, just have a look.

(13:41:13) Teleological: http://talk​.thinkingmat​ters.org.nz/​2010/teleolo​gy-in-nature​-biologys-ne​xt-paradigm-​shift/

(13:41:32) (948270): Yes, that's a good one, Teleologica​l, you are one of my creations that I am proud of, the others being Ken Hamm and Jerry Falwell. And don't let this muffles upset you ~ God

(13:46:28) Teleological: Oh don't worry, the narcisistic tendencies of neverhasbee​ns don't bother me

(13:47:46) Teleological: nevergonnab​es are just as useless honestly, but we all ove you

(13:54:33) (185035): Tsk, tsk, you must stop this habit of projecting Teleologica​l ~ God
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 07:48:22 AM »

Wonder what kind of thoughts went through your mind here Mintaka  Grin:

(19:09:29) Teleological: Mintaka, have you found your mind or do you still think it it is possible that the mind is a mere illusion and just a chemically predetermin​ed reflex Tongue?
(19:25:37) Mintaka: Yep. Reflex. All of it. Pure chemistry. Thoughts do not exist.


Too good to be lost forever indeed.
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 13:27:51 PM »

The moment one god makes an apperance, others are soon to follow... will the *real* God please stand up?

(09:51:29) (915560): After that Abraham & Isaac fiasco, I thought about it for a few days (for youse ous, that's a few millennia). I made and sent the Tellybanana to test you doubting lot. Not my finest moment, I admit, but I thought you should know because I have a plan ~ God
(09:53:49) (120319): Oi, stop stealing my thunder you god imposter!!! I'll smite your hairy arse ~ The REAL God
(10:03:50) (233983): Oh, you're such a thor loser sometimes ~ Prime God No. 1 Deus Ex Moccha
(10:04:00) (569397): Jeez, I turn my back for a bit and some second rate god tries to take over ~ The REAL God
(10:06:11) (569397): You're just upset coz I told everyone you have a hairy arse , don't push me I'll change my mind and put that hair on your hand, ~ The Real God
(10:50:08) (957442): Smite away, powder puff. Jesus H Christ, you know, these pushy upstart dilettante gods, always a few commandment​s short of a Decalogue. Then they wanna get all smitey on their boss' hairy ass. Never heard of Veet, either. Damn amateurs! ~ ∞God∞
(11:02:33) (360612): Is that you projecting again, Teleologica​l. Oh, it's another wannabe trying to take over my job. Listen Buster, you're a thrid away from total blasphemy, just pick on the Holy Spook and I'll go all Vin Diesel on your ass ~ The REAL God
(11:04:22) (360612): Oh shit, morning doobie stuffed up spelling again ~ The REAL God
(11:26:56) mdg: This is why I'm an Atheist....​.too many gods.
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 11:57:47 AM »

(07:14:25) cyghost: Friday comes on a Tursday this week!!!
(07:43:36) Lilli: Spaghetti be praised!
(10:19:23) cyghost: Lilly, that is why we in the know follow G and not that heretic SpaghettiBa​lls Craeture - G provides!
(11:23:19) gothcatgirl: gotta love em noodly appendages
(11:37:08) cyghost: Shabbat Shalom
(11:52:35) gothcatgirl: shabbat. is that the same as shattap?
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 20:17:46 PM »

(15:41:30) GCG: worsknors - he came, he saw, he stfu
(16:16:44) Hermes: veni vidi worsie, moenie ons tyd morsie.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 13:40:46 PM »

<CGC's SO to dress up as Jesus>

(10:06:34) Hermes: Will he be riding on his ass?

(10:19:44) GCG: he might be riding my ass?
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 13:51:49 PM »

seems i tend to end up in here often......
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2010, 14:43:27 PM »

<CGC's SO to dress up as Jesus>

(10:06:34) Hermes: Will he be riding on his ass?

(10:19:44) GCG: he might be riding my ass?

*snigger*

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I cant for some odd reason post in the shoutbox, but it provides for some good chuckles along the way!
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 17:34:00 PM »

hiehiehie...why the question mark GCG?
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2010, 17:44:17 PM »

depends on whether my mail order of horse crops have arrived.....
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2011, 19:44:45 PM »

(19:38:53) Jesus: Fear not. All are welcome in the kingdom of heaven - even retards.
(09:09:22) Faerie: Mostly retards
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 14:17:10 PM »

(17:18:11) Mefiante: Battery just di

(18:17:06) Mefiante: Yaaay, power’s ba
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 12:06:43 PM »

when rwenzori is bored....

(10:29:19) rwenzori: I have absolutely nothing to say. There - I said it.

(10:54:36) Faerie: You've left me absolutely speechless

(11:09:36) Mintaka: "Progr​ammin' Blues" by Boogie and the Jargonauts  Wink Tongue

(11:17:45) rwenzori: I'm a'sittin' at my keyboard, with an awful achin' head

(11:17:58) rwenzori: Yes, I'm a'sittin' at my keyboard, with an awful achin' head

(11:19:45) rwenzori: My compiler's makin' blue screens

(11:20:18) rwenzori: An' I wish that I were dead.

(11:23:41) rwenzori: ( Over to yoo, for verse numbah twoo )

(11:35:40) Mintaka: Tis two o clock at night, I have coffee on my 'pad

(11:35:57) Mintaka: This loopin' callin' sequence is drivin me quite mad

(11:36:22) Mintaka: Aint no time for my luvva, aint no time for mah cat

(11:37:28) Mintaka: And this late hour is messin' around with my ability to rhyme properly

(11:40:29) rwenzoriGrin

(11:41:03) rwenzori: Who's next for a versie of twee?

(11:47:38) Lurkie: Eenie, meenie, minie, mercie

(11:47:59) Lurkie: Too cold to think of any versie

(11:51:34) Mefiante: Well, my IO’s got me cryin’ wi’ dat buffer overrun,

(11:51:46) Mefiante: Mah hard disc is a-meltin’ when Ah flush the second LUN,

(11:52:00) Mefiante: Da OS throws exceptions and mah registry’s a mess,

(11:52:26) Mefiante: No pushin’ and a-poppin’ will bring back mah stack address,

(11:52:41) Mefiante: Dynamic linkin’s wasted, dere ain’t nothin’ be no use,

(11:53:28) Mefiante: I’m a-moanin’ and a-codin’ wid dese sad Programmin’ Blues.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 14:40:01 PM »

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Totally Nerdcore.
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 17:50:09 PM »

(20:18:36) Rigil_Kent: God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

(06:43:12) brianvds: And Riaan Cruywagen said, "If you two don't stop bickering I'll drop you off right here and you'll walk home!!"

(12:36:26) Mefiante: Then Maxwell said, “∆•E = ρ/ε₀; ∆•B = 0; ∆×E = –∂B/∂t and ∆×B = μ₀J + μ₀ε₀∂E/∂t. But we’re dealing with a void, so ρ = 0 and J = 0. That’s all you chaps need to make light. Now stop messing around, you bunch of sillies.”

(12:37:20) Mefiante: And Riaan, Chuck and God all said, “WTF!? Smite the wiseass!”

(18:14:57) brianvds: And thus Maxwell was smitten.
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