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Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa

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« on: January 26, 2011, 11:21:32 AM »

 
Monitor
 Keeping an eye on the braai
 
Download
 Get the firewood off the bakkie
 
Hard drive
 Trip back home without any cold beer
 
Keyboard
 Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
 
Window
 What you shut when it's cold
 
Screen
 What you shut in the mosquito season
 
Byte
 What mosquitoes do
 
Bit
 What mosquitoes did
 
Mega Byte
 What mosquitoes at the lake do
 
Chip
 A bar snack
 
Micro Chip
 What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
 
Modem
 What you did to the lawns
 
Dot Matrix
 Oom Jan Matrix's wife  (classic!)
 
Laptop
 Where the cat sleeps
 
Software
 Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
 
Hardware
 Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
 
Mouse
What eats the grain in the shed

Mouse Pad
 Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
 
Mainframe
 What holds the shed up
 
Web
 What spiders make
 
Web Site
 The shed (or under the verandah)
 
Cursor
 The old bloke what swears a lot
 
Search Engine
 What you do when the bakkie won't go
 
Yahoo
 What you say when the bakkie does go
 
Upgrade
 A steep hill
 
Server
 The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
 
Mail Server
 The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
 
User
 The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
 
Network
 When you have to repair your fishing net
 
Internet
 Complicated fish net repair method
 
Netscape
 When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
 
Online
 When you get the laundry hung out
 
Off Line
 When the pegs don't hold the washing up
 
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 12:19:02 PM »

i've seen this before.  very funny
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