Deserving a facepalm

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Mefiante (January 09, 2019, 18:02:31 PM):
Even worse, they could also be an English teacher… >:D

BoogieMonster (April 28, 2020, 13:24:42 PM):
I'm not saying the news is sensationalist, but...

That's some pistol.
cyghost (April 29, 2020, 10:15:27 AM):
Rigil Kent (April 29, 2020, 11:09:50 AM):
That's some pistol.
Or a tiny caliber.
brianvds (April 29, 2020, 12:01:30 PM):
That's some pistol.
Or a tiny caliber.

Reminds me of this apocryphal story I heard in the army (but it sure rings true). It works best when you imagine the corporal speaking wiff a heavy Afrikaans eksint:

The new recruits are learning navigation skills. "Right," says the corporal. "You have a circle!" And he draws a little circle on the board. "180 degrees in a circle!" And he starts talking about angles and compasses and things. After a while one of the brighter recruits puts up a hand and asks: "But corporal, doesn't a circle have 360 degrees?"

The corporal does a double take, looking at the circle he drew. "No!" he barks. "It's a SMALL circle!"


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