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Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

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Description: Formerly: Over Three Hundred Proofs of God’s Existence
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« on: December 14, 2009, 23:15:34 PM »

This site is great. The funny thing is that although it is meant to be funny, many of the arguements you see on this site are used for real!

Here are some goodies, but there are too many, go and have a fun read for yourself ..... Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
ARGUMENT FROM AGNOSTICISM
(1) I don't know and you don't know either.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM SNOTTY BRITISH BIOLOGIST
(1) Richard Dawkins ridicules religion in some of his books.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM PENIS ENLARGEMENT
(1) I became a born-again Christian when I was 12.
(2) Since then, my penis has grown about 2 inches.
(3) Hence, belief in God enlarges your penis.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM PHONECALL
(1) God is perfect and has no body.
(2) When my phone rang, there was nobody there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF AN ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Well . . .
(2) Um . . .
(3) You see . . .
(4) Um . . .
(5) Therefore, God exists.
You can just hear this one.... Smiley
GEORGE W. BUSH'S ARGUMENT
(1) That god won't hunt.
(2) Y'all.
(3) Ergo, um, axle of evil, ahh, claridify, umm, supportification, ah, pretzel.
(3) Y'all.
(4) What he said.
(5) Therefore, God existifies.
(2) Launch.
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 08:30:52 AM »


That's one of my favourite sites..  Grin

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ARGUMENT FROM SNOTTY BRITISH BIOLOGIST
(1) Richard Dawkins ridicules religion in some of his books.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


The version I've heard is that Richard Dawkins doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to religion and he's not a very good scientist either, so you can't believe anything he writes about.  Huh?
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 13:33:32 PM »

Quite well, and anything else ? Please post if you have more proof.
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 14:22:15 PM »

ARGUMENT FROM TORTURED LOGIC
1. God is a logical fallacy.
2. Logical fallacies exist
3. Therefore, God exists

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