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Rigil Kent
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Three men make a tiger.


« on: May 06, 2011, 05:49:56 AM »

into a hotel, slaps a box of nails onto the lobby counter, and asks: "Can you put me up for the night?"
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 07:18:30 AM »

ah-gods! I love lame jokes!

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Three men make a tiger.


« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 07:35:33 AM »

The church had a Bingo evening. The priest called out all the numbers in Latin so the atheists wouldn't win. Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 14:48:23 PM »

into the grocer and asks: "Mom wants some more of that extra virgin olive oil, please."
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Three men make a tiger.


« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 21:41:06 PM »

past a group of men near the harbor, and announces that he is on his way to Mt Olive. So Popeye beats him up.
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2011, 02:42:06 AM »

on the Sea of Galilee
and giggles 'heel'
to the fish nibbling his feet.
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I think therefor I am, I think


« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2011, 19:09:23 PM »

...and as the nails penetrate, he comments "wait till I tell my Mom about you okes"
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Three men make a tiger.


« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2011, 20:29:45 PM »

on the Sea of Galilee
and giggles 'heel'
to the fish nibbling his feet.

Hermes, haikud you!? Shocked
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2011, 20:51:32 PM »

Hermes, haikud you!? Shocked
Hi, Gemsbok!?
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 11:52:31 AM »

past a group of men near the harbor, and announces that he is on his way to Mt Olive. So Popeye beats him up.

Most LOL in this thread.  Grin
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