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« on: February 22, 2009, 15:40:52 PM »

Does anyone know if it starts in Australia and then makes its way around? Will we be able to watch it on Sky News?
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 15:56:07 PM »

Just expanding on this a little after seeing Faerie's post in I lol'd. I had planned to relax and watch the Super 15 that day but apparently it's Judgement Day - 21 May 2011.

Instead of rugby, there is going to be some serious shit going down....
What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur.  These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.

A great earthquake will occur which the Bible describes as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great."  This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all of the graves.  The remains of the all the saved believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.

On the other hand, the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.  The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description.  Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.


I wasn't too worried about this until I read this part...
What if May 21 ends and nothing occurs?
The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong.
Now I am so stressed; should I cancel all my monthly debit orders and go and have fun for the next 8 days or so?  Tongue
I did a brief scan of the website and my question in the previous post, amongst a gazillion others, remains....Will it start in Australia and make it's way round as the earth spins?

I find this very strange ... along with the earthquakes and chaos etc. Jesus will be coming back on that day! This could mean that either he is going to make all these really bad things happen in which case he is a prick, or he is popping in to have a look for entertainment purposes and is still a prick!
A Thief?

WILL CHRIST COME AS A THIEF?  WE ARE TOLD TO WATCH.  BY WATCHING, THAT IS, BY CAREFULLY STUDYING GOD'S WORD THE BIBLE, WE CAN KNOW THAT CHRIST WILL RETURN ON MAY 21, 2011.
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 16:34:25 PM »

well, on the flipside, if the end of days can hang tight till the day is over, you can go enjoy an airshow at swartkops, or a geological talk at the botanical gardens.  go out with a smile.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 16:44:15 PM »

God does not time know...so it will happen all at once.... tuff if you're asleep or on the bog, pomping whatever...shit happens...prove me wrong!
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 16:56:33 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 18:29:06 PM »

in which case he is a prick,

Who you calling a prick???
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 21:00:03 PM »

Who you calling a prick???
You're back early!  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 07:31:01 AM »

Does anyone know if it starts in Australia and then makes its way around? Will we be able to watch it on Sky News?
Yes.  It starts at 1800 local time in New Zealand, then works its way around.  So 1800 local time wherever you are.  I wonder what Harold Camping's excuse will be at 1900 when bugger all has happened (again).
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »


My sympathies....

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 09:44:32 AM »

Yes.  It starts at 1800 local time in New Zealand, then works its way around.  So 1800 local time wherever you are.
Does that mean the Kiwis will get it in the neck a second time 24 hours later or will the destruction stop just shy of NZ?



I wonder what Harold Camping's excuse will be at 1900 when bugger all has happened (again).
Earlier forum discussions re Harold Camping and his Dippy Doomsayers’ likely response to their assuredly failed predictions here and here.  The short of it is that there will be no end of excuses in the form of exegetical errors.  Their date will be revised and they’ll do it all over again with undiminished fervour, having learnt precisely nothing useful from their failure.

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 13:40:15 PM »

Yes.  It starts at 1800 local time in New Zealand, then works its way around.  So 1800 local time wherever you are.
Does that mean the Kiwis will get it in the neck a second time 24 hours later or will the destruction stop just shy of NZ?

No, I think when it gets just short of the date line the whole planet just sort of stops, so all the unraptured lurch into each other like strap-haging passengers on a bus driven by an appy.


I wonder what Harold Camping's excuse will be at 1900 when bugger all has happened (again).
Earlier forum discussions re Harold Camping and his Dippy Doomsayers’ likely response to their assuredly failed predictions here and here.  The short of it is that there will be no end of excuses in the form of exegetical errors.  Their date will be revised and they’ll do it all over again with undiminished fervour, having learnt precisely nothing useful from their failure.

Yup, last time his excuse was that he hadn't read Jeremiah yet (it comes late in the ditzy doom monger's correspondence course), but I'm sure this time he's read the whole thing from dedication to postscript.  I'll be waiting for his escuse with keen anticipation.
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 13:48:23 PM »

so all the unraptured lurch into each other like strap-haging passengers on a bus driven by an appy.


Bwhaahhahahaaahaaa!!

I love this!!!

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 13:49:57 PM »

only 8 more sleeps then we live forever...or for never!
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 14:24:58 PM »

The Pretoria SITP is on that day. Excuse for a pissup methinks.
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 22:32:04 PM »

Personally can't wait - gonna be a fucking hoot one way or the other!
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