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Mefiante
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« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2011, 10:34:14 AM »

Predictably, fabrication of excuses for the failed event has already begun:  It was a test of faith (rather than, say, numbskullduggery).

Elsewhere, SA’s rapture army’s general vows to consult his strategy book for reasons “explaining” the failed prediction.

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« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2011, 11:04:07 AM »

En wat dan as hulle môre weer op die ondermaanse wakker word?

“Dan sal ons geloof net sterker wees,” het Joubert gesê.


There is not enough facepalm pictures on the entirety of the Interwebs to show my exasperation. Faith has got to be the most fucking stupid thing in the Universe. Bar anything.

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« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2011, 11:12:01 AM »

There is not enough facepalm pictures on the entirety of the Interwebs to show my exasperation. Faith has got to be the most fucking stupid thing in the Universe. Bar anything.
Amen.  It makes you want to divorce your species.

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« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2011, 12:02:00 PM »

I think boogieMonster and CGC got raptured.  Anyone heard from them?
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« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2011, 12:22:40 PM »

Faith has got to be the most fucking stupid thing in the Universe. Bar anything.

I believe so too! Tongue

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« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2011, 14:07:32 PM »

I think boogieMonster and CGC got raptured.  Anyone heard from them?

The internets here in heaven is awesomely fast. What with there no porn being available. Only problem is you can only access evangelical sites. And they're quite dull, now that they can't talk all about waiting for the blessed day of christs' return. Not much else to talk about on them now. Sorry, gtg, I think one cute angel is giving me "the look".
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« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2011, 21:53:35 PM »

I think one cute angel is giving me "the look".
You must let us know if she had any angelic pick up lines prepared. Or did she just wing it?

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« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2011, 22:59:23 PM »

I don’t mean to harp on endlessly about the finer points of angelology, but an angel doesn’t have a soul.  This halo of imperfection clouds the sanctity of their advances, and the recent inductee to heaven should en-choir about their guardians.

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« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2011, 23:01:01 PM »

  WTF!!
Because Camping was certain "without any shadow of a doubt it (Doomsday) is going to happen," many of his followers sold their possessions and quit their jobs.

Adrienne Martinez, a follower of Camping, and her husband have reportedly quit their jobs and spent the last penny in their bank account towards a rented house in Orlando. "We budgeted everything so that, on May 21, we won’t have anything left," said Adrienne.

This woman, fearful of the end of the world, took a boxcutter to the throats of her two daughters, and then sliced her own throat.

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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2011, 07:15:39 AM »

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church groups are actively providing counseling and advice for the damaged souls.

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« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2011, 08:08:17 AM »

Gone Camping: be back in five years!
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« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2011, 08:29:53 AM »

And, as usual, the interwebs have the final say...



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« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2011, 09:49:54 AM »

I think one cute angel is giving me "the look".
You must let us know if she had any angelic pick up lines prepared. Or did she just wing it?

Well I tried the "did you fall from heaven" line, but it kinda died halfway through when I realised that she didn't.

Then I went with "is your father a thief?" and got all kinds of static from the locals.... picking up angels in heaven is hard.

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... but an angel doesn’t have a soul.  This halo of imperfection clouds the sanctity of their advances

AWESOME!
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« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2011, 10:03:25 AM »

Oh my f@#$, what prats! And in SA too! No rapture - just a huge hotel bill. It is really hard to be sympathetic...
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« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2011, 10:54:26 AM »

I think boogieMonster and CGC got raptured.  Anyone heard from them?
no rapturing in my neck of woods.  spent the day working in the garden, thinking pure thoughts, and getting sunburnt.
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