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Rigil Kent (June 08, 2019, 07:25:48 AM):
If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
???? Ok, that one was actually not too bad.
BoogieMonster (June 24, 2019, 14:24:25 PM):
When I was a baby my mom would force-feed me alphabet soup.
She told everyone I loved it, but she was just putting words in my mouth.
BoogieMonster (June 27, 2019, 10:07:18 AM):
BoogieMonster (June 27, 2019, 10:11:57 AM):
My wife was in labour and started shouting "Wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't, didn't, can't!"
The midwife re-assured me: "They're just contractions"
BoogieMonster (July 30, 2019, 09:57:47 AM):
I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees.
The shopkeeper carefully seperated 13 of them, put them in a bag, and handed them over.
"... and the 13th one?"
"That's a freebee".

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