Puns

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BoogieMonster (July 23, 2015, 18:16:46 PM):
Plagiarised some FB stuff:

I asked a nudist friend what he was doing this weekend. He had nothing on.

A criminal stole a calendar, he got 12 months.

I bought new running shoes, but they were a bit tekkie.

Why was the Simba Chippie negative? He was going through a dip.

As jy 'n skroewedraaier verkeerd vashou, kan dinge lelik uitdraai!

Alles in die lewe het 'n doel. Veral sokker en netbal.

Hierdie loadshedding sit my liggies af.

Box of tic-tac's for sale: Mint condition.

Sal ek 'n liedjie vir my bank skryf? Absa-lied!

As jy geld by die bank leen, dan is dit jou eie skuld.

Ek dink Spar se drankwinkel is Tops.

I knew a girl with medical aid, pension, and car insurance. She was my friend with benefits.

For my 18th my parents bought me a CAR. I don't even like magazines.

As ek by die ATM kom kry ek onttrekkingssimptome.

Elke keer as ek by KFC inloop kry ek hoendervleis!

Om taai biltong te eet is nie 'n straf nie. Dis 'n sening.

BoogieMonster (August 03, 2015, 10:00:35 AM):
Driving through Dunkeld West this morning I spied 2 puns in 2 minutes.

One was this...


The other was on a blackboard the garage next-door to said Fournos usually uses to entertain drivers stuck in traffic (moi) with witty things. Sadly phone skills were lacking to catch a pic but it said:

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I'm finding I can't put it down".
BoogieMonster (November 02, 2015, 09:51:11 AM):
BoogieMonster (March 24, 2016, 13:43:59 PM):
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
brianvds (March 24, 2016, 14:24:57 PM):

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