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« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2017, 14:57:40 PM »

I asked a North Korean how he was doing, he said he can't complain.

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner: It's just collecting dust.

Never let an extra chromosome get you down.

I once went to a zoo, but it only had one dog; was a shih-tzu.

Velcro is a rip-off.

I left my ex when I found out she'd been filming bukkake videos and posting them online. She tried to tell me it wasn't true but I could see it in her eyes.

I called the tinnitus hotline today, but it just kept ringing.

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his cousin in the jungle?
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« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2017, 11:05:57 AM »

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« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2017, 14:25:42 PM »



Surely this was staged... :-)
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« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2017, 14:47:49 PM »

I will reveal the answer to you now...
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« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2017, 08:03:02 AM »

Q: What do you call a Bible for blind people?
A: The Holy Braille.
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« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2017, 09:56:25 AM »

Transcribed because FB images disappear after a while...

Party mense ruik na sweet, want spuit kom altyd te laat.

Danksy 'n rug besering kan ek nie meer films maak nie, my regisseur.

Ek was lank in die boubedryf, maar toe ontwikkel ek 'n kompleks en verloor die plot.

Ek het oor 'n boks cornflakes gery, nou't ek 'n pap wiel.

Ons tuisnywerheid is beroof, van al die misdade vat hierdie een die koek.

As jy te veel paashase eet kry jy Lindt wurms.

Almal kla ek ry te stadig, dis dalk tyd dat ek my voet neersit.

Tandheelkundige: Dis nogal 'n mond vol.

Ek haat dans met 'n passie.

Mense wat tydskrifte versamel het baie issues.
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« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2017, 16:19:36 PM »

A classic: a stream of puns so over the top Anderson Cooper cracked up on air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI6KovUk
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« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2017, 13:00:36 PM »

Someone was shot with the starting pistol at an athletics competition; The police suspect it could be race related.
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