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BoogieMonster (March 08, 2018, 14:16:17 PM):
I slept with a species from another Genus... No Homo.
brianvds (March 09, 2018, 04:21:33 AM):
What do you call a snake that is approximately 3.141592 meters long?

- A πthon.
BoogieMonster (March 09, 2018, 10:45:49 AM):
Well, I got mixed reviews last time so... proceed with caution.

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BoogieMonster (March 20, 2018, 09:46:02 AM):
Rigil Kent (March 22, 2018, 11:08:43 AM):
Mr Bear applies for a job as a cleaner at a pub, and is interviewed inside the establishment.

Publican: What's you name, son?

Mr Bear: I am Mr Bear. Grrrrrrr!

With that, Mr Bear bends down, takes a huge bite out of the counter, chews it up and swallows loudly.

Publican: And where do you stay?

Mr Bear: I live in the woods. Grrrr!

Publican: Do you have any cleaning experience?

Mr Bear: Yes, certainly. I worked at the carwash.

Publican: Do you have a criminal record?

Mr Bear: Of course not! Grrrr!

Publican: And do you abuse drugs, Mr Bear?

Mr Bear: Never have, never will.

Publican: Then ... what about the barbiturate?

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