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« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2019, 16:55:51 PM »

I tried memorising the Element Song by Tom Lehrer. But I kept forgetting parts of it periodically.
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« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2019, 17:19:11 PM »

I tried memorising the Element Song by Tom Lehrer. But I kept forgetting parts of it periodically.

Smiley Gives me an idea, I just have to remember the song.
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« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2019, 17:39:37 PM »

… Tom Lehrer…
I’m forever pleasantly amazed at the nuggets of wisdom, knowledge, and culture that so often tumble out of this forum.  The ordinary mortal is right to be intimidated, explaining our small numbers…

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« Reply #93 on: January 16, 2019, 16:58:42 PM »

My new girlfriend won't stop talking about overthrowing capitalism and violent revolution.

Is that a red flag?
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« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2019, 11:38:08 AM »

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it's boring, but then it's riveting!
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« Reply #95 on: February 07, 2019, 11:16:34 AM »

My wife just left me after I had a penis extension: She said she just can't take it any longer.
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« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2019, 11:22:57 AM »

I visited the Diabetes Awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.  Is that sick, or what?

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« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2019, 23:49:21 PM »

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off... I'm being stalked!
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« Reply #98 on: March 02, 2019, 19:16:15 PM »

When people ask me where I got my incredibly detailed Tattoo done they never believe me when I say Spain.

Nobody expects the spanish ink precision.
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« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2019, 13:26:26 PM »

Dr: "It's time to deliver your baby!"
Father-to-be: "We prefer it if he keeps his liver"
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« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2019, 14:43:05 PM »

Can anyone recommend a good surgeon, who won't cost me an arm and a leg?

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« Reply #101 on: March 14, 2019, 10:59:08 AM »

Bullets are really lazy, they only start doing their job once you fire them.
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« Reply #102 on: March 15, 2019, 05:21:21 AM »

Bullets are really lazy, they only start doing their job once you fire them.

Same thing with ceramics. :-)
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« Reply #103 on: March 19, 2019, 08:03:22 AM »

I wanted to marry my highschool English teacher once she got out of jail, but she'd warned me never to end a sentence with a proposition.
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« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2019, 10:26:52 AM »

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