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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2016, 13:45:50 PM »

Sheesh Boogie, I expected crudeness and got lame instead. Know your audience! (Yeah, I know, the whole world is PC mad)
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« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2016, 15:30:57 PM »

Sheesh Boogie, I expected crudeness and got lame instead. Know your audience! (Yeah, I know, the whole world is PC mad)

Well, I don't know. It did put a full stop to my appetite...
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2016, 21:49:09 PM »

Bloody awful. Lips Sealed

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« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2016, 00:10:33 AM »

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2016, 09:55:48 AM »

I swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles, my next bowel movement could spell disaster.
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« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2016, 11:31:19 AM »

That would be a disaster, not to mention a waste of s's. Can you at least manage a double word score from where you're sitting?  Tongue
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2016, 08:47:54 AM »

Periodic table

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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2016, 13:03:25 PM »

Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."

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« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2016, 13:20:27 PM »

Then I'll just have the Polonium.
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« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2016, 14:04:09 PM »

Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."



There will be if I can find a way to neutralize your acidic remarks.
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« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2016, 15:19:40 PM »

Dinner at the periodic table.

"Pass the salt, please."
"There aren't any."



There will be if I can find a way to neutralize your acidic remarks.

C'mon now, no need to catalyze any runaway reactions, we should be bonding.
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« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2016, 19:40:07 PM »

I'm not sitting on that lanthanide contraption.
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« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2016, 13:47:02 PM »

Whiteboards are remarkable.
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« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2016, 16:53:27 PM »

I've heard seven cancer jokes today, If I hear Tumor it's gonna Benign.

EDIT (Bonus): I like jokes about kids with cancer, they never get old.
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« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2017, 21:56:40 PM »

A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips:
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
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