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« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2017, 14:57:40 PM »

I asked a North Korean how he was doing, he said he can't complain.

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner: It's just collecting dust.

Never let an extra chromosome get you down.

I once went to a zoo, but it only had one dog; was a shih-tzu.

Velcro is a rip-off.

I left my ex when I found out she'd been filming bukkake videos and posting them online. She tried to tell me it wasn't true but I could see it in her eyes.

I called the tinnitus hotline today, but it just kept ringing.

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his cousin in the jungle?
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« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2017, 14:25:42 PM »



Surely this was staged... :-)
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« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2017, 14:47:49 PM »

I will reveal the answer to you now...
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