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« Reply #75 on: June 08, 2018, 15:54:00 PM »

I didn't know what to wear to the premature ejaculation support meetings, so I just came in my pants.
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« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2018, 00:04:51 AM »

I broke up with my tennis playing girlfriend: Love means nothing to her.
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« Reply #77 on: July 17, 2018, 16:13:56 PM »

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Russian dolls are always so full of themselves.

Never trust atoms they make up everything.

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« Reply #78 on: July 18, 2018, 03:33:52 AM »

Never trust atoms they make up everything.

Especially atoms of the element Trumpium.
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« Reply #79 on: July 20, 2018, 06:18:04 AM »

People assume, because I'm a child of the 1980s, that I go around carrying a great big blaring boom box on my shoulder. Truth is, I hate that stereotype.
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« Reply #80 on: July 20, 2018, 10:58:40 AM »

I went to a blind prostitute.
She said: "I've never felt one that big!"
I replied: "You're pulling my leg".
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« Reply #81 on: July 23, 2018, 17:49:39 PM »

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« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2018, 13:17:07 PM »

I lost my mood ring yesterday, not sure how I feel about that.

Having sex when camping is not for the feint of heart, it's fucking in tents.
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« Reply #83 on: July 26, 2018, 13:47:31 PM »

Everyone in my family is a cop except granddad, he was a bank robber.
He passed away last week, surrounded by his family.
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« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2018, 09:56:05 AM »

To whoever stole my anti-depressants, I hope you're happy.


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« Reply #85 on: August 07, 2018, 08:44:58 AM »

Very punny headline.

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« Reply #86 on: August 07, 2018, 11:43:14 AM »

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« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2018, 16:17:11 PM »

I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.

A bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle.

Doughnuts are a hole food.

If you iron a four-leaf clover, you're pressing your luck.

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I'll find you, you have my Word.

Alligators can grow up to 20 feet, but most have 4.

A baguette at the zoo was bread in captivity.

Your debt just gets worse if you can't budge it.

The cashier at the supermarket keeps checking me out.

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