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Rigil Kent
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« Reply #120 on: June 08, 2019, 07:25:48 AM »

If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
Huh?? Ok, that one was actually not too bad.
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« Reply #121 on: June 24, 2019, 14:24:25 PM »

When I was a baby my mom would force-feed me alphabet soup.
She told everyone I loved it, but she was just putting words in my mouth.
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« Reply #122 on: June 27, 2019, 10:07:18 AM »

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« Reply #123 on: June 27, 2019, 10:11:57 AM »

My wife was in labour and started shouting "Wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't, didn't, can't!"
The midwife re-assured me: "They're just contractions"
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