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« Reply #135 on: November 01, 2019, 16:14:28 PM »

My son was looking up at the sky and asked my how stars die...

"Mostly overdoses"
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« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2019, 13:40:13 PM »



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« Reply #137 on: January 07, 2020, 14:25:39 PM »

My friend tried to convince me he'd glued himself to his autobiography. I didn't believe him. But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
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« Reply #138 on: January 20, 2020, 10:06:52 AM »

If semen determines the sex of the baby, that must mean it's gender-fluid.
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« Reply #139 on: January 21, 2020, 09:42:00 AM »

A priest once told me I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen, I was touched.
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« Reply #140 on: February 05, 2020, 13:16:32 PM »

You can put a boat on your head like a hat if you flip it over: It's cap sized.
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« Reply #141 on: February 06, 2020, 16:45:42 PM »

If A is for Apple, and B is for Banana, what is C for?
A plastic explosive.
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« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2020, 11:00:54 AM »

A cowbow was annoyed with his drunken partner who decided to relieve himself in his brand new Stetson. But they finally decided to bury the hatshit.

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