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« Reply #150 on: March 09, 2020, 08:59:25 AM »

There is now coronavirus videos on pornhub. Sick fucks.
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« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2020, 10:48:25 AM »

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« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2020, 13:52:55 PM »



He'd be even thinner if he had his contents removed as well. Cheesy
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« Reply #153 on: May 11, 2020, 10:46:55 AM »

My girlfriend gave me an STD, looks like I'm gonorrhea-valuate our relationship.
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« Reply #154 on: June 10, 2020, 08:24:54 AM »

 My family is really worried about grandpa's viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it especially hard.
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« Reply #155 on: June 26, 2020, 15:26:20 PM »

Eventually all the countries had Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat.
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« Reply #156 on: July 03, 2020, 09:32:12 AM »

When I open the fridge I always knock first. There may be a salad dressing.
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« Reply #157 on: July 23, 2020, 17:48:55 PM »

'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'
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« Reply #158 on: July 24, 2020, 07:06:08 AM »

'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'

You seem to be a limitless fount of the deliciously groan-worthy. :-)
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« Reply #159 on: July 24, 2020, 08:27:38 AM »

'I failed my history of art course on aboriginal music.'

'Oh no! Didja redo it?'

You seem to be a limitless fount of the deliciously groan-worthy. :-)

He'd admit it, but he wouldn't want to blow his own horn.
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« Reply #160 on: September 04, 2020, 11:50:47 AM »

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« Reply #161 on: September 05, 2020, 05:52:22 AM »

You've seen the plectrum, now read the book.
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« Reply #162 on: September 05, 2020, 23:18:00 PM »

You've seen the plectrum, now read the book.

Parents are mean.
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« Reply #163 on: September 06, 2020, 09:26:41 AM »

Parents are mean.

Maybe not intentionally. We just foist on our children those opportunities we couldn't be bothered pursuing ourselves, but now wish we did. Kids will forever be plagued by their parents' regrets.
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« Reply #164 on: September 11, 2020, 10:49:46 AM »

The BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough: I got off with a slap on the wrist.
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