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« on: December 06, 2010, 09:42:33 AM »

What's your favorite metaphor to describe religion?

Here's a few of mine:

Religion is like a suppository - it irritates the shit out of me.

Religion is like a condom - it gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.

Religion is like gravity - it sucks.

Life without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.

Religion is like underwear - Everyone thinks you have to have it, but nobody can give a good reason why.

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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 09:37:27 AM »

Religion is Like Wine:
Too much will kill you for sure.
Long before that it makes you stupid, tedious to have around, and a danger to yourself and others.

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Three men make a tiger.

« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 21:28:53 PM »

... weird, dude.

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