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« on: May 29, 2010, 15:11:16 PM »

I'm a bit short of cash at the moment, so I'm considering selling my soul.

Surely there is a wealthy benevolent christian type who might like to pay me for it. Bidding starts at US$1m. I'll promise to praise the lord every day and to attend church ( max 2 hours ) each Sunday.

<No Muslim bidders please>
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 00:32:23 AM »

Please advise condition of soul, its chassis number, and contact details of previous owners.

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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 09:26:14 AM »

<No Muslim bidders please>

This is discrimination! There are laws against this. But how about 250? Cant resist a bargain.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 18:50:57 PM »

Please advise condition of soul, its chassis number, and contact details of previous owners.

This is one Prime A-Grade soul, my man! Minted in the Dark Ages, it has had but one previous owner ( if you discount a brief period as a fluffy black cat ) whose heretical actions caused said soul to spend centuries in Purgatory being cleansed of all evil. As good as new, in fact samey-samey one times virgin soul. Best value money can buy.

This is discrimination! There are laws against this. But how about 250? Cant resist a bargain.

Cheapskate! I suppose I could do Rent-A-Soul, and US$250 would get you about 50 Hail Marys and 1 Bloody Mary. I'll PM you my bank details - all business conducted on a cash-up-front basis ( you can't be too careful these days ).
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 08:39:10 AM »

Why not slice it up in sections and flog it off that way? Didnt that evil dude in the Harry Potter series do just that?
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 13:27:06 PM »

Surely there is a wealthy benevolent christian type who might like to pay me for it. Bidding starts at US$1m. I'll promise to praise the lord every day and to attend church ( max 2 hours ) each Sunday.
I am not the benevolent christian type, but will buy your soul under the following conditions:
1. My second cousin (with grade 8 ) must be appointed director-general of Home Affairs;
2. The navy must install my new electronic system in all their corvettes;
3. Petro SA must buy my million barrels of oil at $140/barrel.  Delivery in 2018.
4. All mineral rights at Sishen must be transferred to my companies.

If you are unable to arrange these few tokens, I am afraid your soul might be worth less than you think.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 17:38:14 PM »

Surely there is a wealthy benevolent christian type who might like to pay me for it. Bidding starts at US$1m. I'll promise to praise the lord every day and to attend church ( max 2 hours ) each Sunday.
I am not the benevolent christian type, but will buy your soul under the following conditions:
1. My second cousin (with grade 8 ) must be appointed director-general of Home Affairs;
2. The navy must install my new electronic system in all their corvettes;
3. Petro SA must buy my million barrels of oil at $140/barrel.  Delivery in 2018.
4. All mineral rights at Sishen must be transferred to my companies.

If you are unable to arrange these few tokens, I am afraid your soul might be worth less than you think.

No problem! Just deposit the US$1m in my account and all will be speedily arranged.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2010, 07:40:39 AM »

before I bid pls show me your soul... Evil
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2010, 12:32:51 PM »

No problem! Just deposit the US$1m in my account and all will be speedily arranged.
Deposit the money into an account?   That's for amateurs!
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