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« on: May 19, 2010, 17:55:53 PM »

returd

NOUN - vulgar slang

1   a person with shit for brains
2   a religious person

SIMILAR
   Derived from Latin, ignoranus - a stupid arsehole

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 20:28:05 PM »

returd

NOUN - vulgar slang

1   a person with shit for brains
2   a religious person

SIMILAR
   Derived from Latin, ignoranus - a stupid arsehole

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Hey, that sounds like you Cheesy. Sh|t happens (or like you say in Latin? - merda accidit), including inside your cranium, hence why you seem to have sh|t for brains Evil.

Here is another:

Crapper

NOUN
1) Any person that believes strongly that he/she is the result of never ending crap that happens for no reason at all.

Can be used in sentences in the following ways:
1) Crappers are of the opinion that they are objectively meaningless crap that just happens to spawn more crap for no particular reason.
2) The church of the crapper is non existent as a result of the stench left by cognitive dissonance that cannot be tolerated even by the crappers themselves.

Antonym: Clapper
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 05:12:01 AM »

You're not very good at this, are you?  You're supposed to make up a NEW word, one NOT in the OED. "Crapper" is already taken:

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crapper

NOUN - vulgar slang

a toilet

But then , you are not very imaginative, are you?  Tongue

Moving along, a NEW FORM of the Word for this Week.

returd

VERB - esp. religious

to be born again

USAGE

TelePhrone was returded at the Mighty Clapper gathering last weekend.

A hundred returds were returded after Pastor Ray's sermon last Sunday.

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 09:04:56 AM »

You're not very good at this, are you?  You're supposed to make up a NEW word, one NOT in the OED. "Crapper" is already taken

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crapper

NOUN - vulgar slang

a toilet

But then , you are not very imaginative, are you?  Tongue
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Mmm, you are kind of good with words that are associated with, well sh|t. I am sure you won't mind a different form of the word “crapper”. The etymology of the word is traceable. All you need is a bit of imagination. Crappers have sh|t for brains… toilet.... you figure it out.

Moving along, a NEW FORM of the Word for this Week.

returd

VERB - esp. religious

to be born again

USAGE


Awesome man, now we have a small collection of fun words to use in all kinds of fun ways. Although I think you need to work on this one a bit. The history of the word is not very clear. Turd>returd>returded>religious sounds like you pulled it out of your arse (actually brain filled with crap), not very intelligent and one would expect such sloppy thinking to come from crappers Grin.

The history of the word can be properly traced if you use it in its proper manner.

returd

VERB -
1) To talk k@k repeatedly 
2) to be born again.

USAGE

Returding is a favourite past-time of crappers and returds.



Next word: Scienturd
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 09:57:47 AM »

Spatological adj. Overtly prurient dealing with excrement and excretory functions for the specific purpose of provoking a quarrel.

cf. Squatology n. The common habit of saying exactly nothing by way of determinedly talking only crap.

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2010, 10:11:28 AM »

And to be used in the following way:

Squatology is the perfection of returding and is reserved for only the most spatological crappers.

In order to enter the priesthood of the holey crapper, one must be profecient in squatology and ordained by the highest Squatologean; Rwenzori, his holey returd the first.


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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2010, 19:57:58 PM »

Hehe! Don't get so uptight about online fun Telephroners!  Tongue

It seems necessary to accelerate my schedule, so here we go...


freeturd

NOUN - vulgar slang

1. religious leader who lives off the tithes of his/her flock

2. pastor

3. religious confidence trickster

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Pastor Ray is a real freeturd, schmoozing off his congregation to live the high life.

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2010, 20:01:59 PM »

Hehe! Don't get so uptight about online fun Telephroners!  Tongue
Haha, I am having fun here, don't project there oh master of squatology, Rwenzori, his holey returd the first Grin.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 17:58:41 PM »

Hehe! Don't get so uptight about online fun Telephroners!  Tongue
Haha, I am having fun here, don't project there oh master of squatology, Rwenzori, his holey returd the first Grin.

Glad you're having a ball, but I'm not the religious one here, remember.

Continuing your education...

esquatology

NOUN - religious

that branch of theology that is concerned with the ultimate crap: judgement, heaven, hell and similar imaginary shit

USAGE

When you die, god will judge you by your goody-goody deeds, speaking esquatol... esquolog... er... speaking like an esquimaux.
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 18:02:54 PM »

Tellyism: A lot of words without any discernable meaning.
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 18:06:57 PM »

Tellyism: A lot of words without any discernable meaning.


You might check out Alloytoo's set of Urban Dictionary definitions relating to our very own TelePhrone. You can latch onto them at:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Phriggeling&defid=4791753
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 19:27:59 PM »

Phonesis n. The art of deceitfully stringing words together in a manner that merely gives the illusion of expertise or wisdom while in reality being devoid of any actual substance or meaning.  Gk. Φόν (Phon) “It really, really, really sounds like” + -ησις (-esis) “this bloke knows his coprolites”.  E.g. “Irreducible complexity is a construct that relies entirely on phonesis.  There is not a single convincing instance of it.”

cf. Phronesis.

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