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Midd93 (December 01, 2009, 16:18:40 PM):
Which 5 items (that you already own, or can fairly easily be acquired) would you choose for when the zombie apocalypse, or the raptor happens?
mdg (December 01, 2009, 16:29:11 PM):
Don't you mean RAPTURE? Raptors died out a while ago......
cyghost (December 01, 2009, 16:38:23 PM):
;D I thought that was a day xkcd fears is upon us soon

mdg (December 01, 2009, 16:51:14 PM):
Quote from: Cyghost
I thought that was a day xkcd fears is upon us soon
Midd93 (December 01, 2009, 16:52:34 PM):

No. The Raptor is predicted to come to earth soon. You may have heard of the end times (which are now) there being a bunch of conditions set in the Bible that will indicate the coming of the Raptor.
What will happen is that all the Christians will be taken by it, but all the non-believers will be fine. This may or may not be related to Z-day, as it is said that the dead Christians will rise again. But I need some more clarification on this.
Seems absurd, if you ask me but who am I to judge the will of God?

Anyway - this is aside the point.

I will post the first list.

1. Crowbar (Gordon Freeman style)
2. Crucifix (Unsure if this will work on Christian zombies, but just in case)
3. Chocolate (Good for not dying of starvation, tastes good, can be bartered or used to distract zombies perhaps)
4. Ipod (With skeptical podcasts)
5. Wind up flashlight (to see at night)


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