Z-day

[Midd93]

Which 5 items (that you already own, or can fairly easily be acquired) would you choose for when the zombie apocalypse, or the raptor happens?

[mdg]

Don't you mean RAPTURE? Raptors died out a while ago......

[cyghost]

  I thought that was a day xkcd fears is upon us soon

[mdg]

 

I thought that was a day xkcd fears is upon us soon

[Midd93]

No. The Raptor is predicted to come to earth soon. You may have heard of the end times (which are now) there being a bunch of conditions set in the Bible that will indicate the coming of the Raptor.
What will happen is that all the Christians will be taken by it, but all the non-believers will be fine. This may or may not be related to Z-day, as it is said that the dead Christians will rise again. But I need some more clarification on this.
Seems absurd, if you ask me but who am I to judge the will of God?

Anyway - this is aside the point.

I will post the first list.


1. Crowbar (Gordon Freeman style)
2. Crucifix (Unsure if this will work on Christian zombies, but just in case)
3. Chocolate (Good for not dying of starvation, tastes good, can be bartered or used to distract zombies perhaps)
4. Ipod (With skeptical podcasts)
5. Wind up flashlight (to see at night)

[Jane of the Jungle]

I will post the first list.

1. Crowbar (Gordon Freeman style)
2. Crucifix (Unsure if this will work on Christian zombies, but just in case)
3. Chocolate (Good for not dying of starvation, tastes good, can be bartered or used to distract zombies perhaps)
4. Ipod (With skeptical podcasts)

May I ask why you need to take anything with???  Isn't it suppose to be "heaven" (everything included in the package)
you know....everything would be to goooood to be true?  You know what they say:  When it sound to good to be true, it probably IS


Secondly, if you feel the need to take stuff, I suggest taking 10 of each, forever could be a looooong time
and a Ipod's guarantee only lasts a natural life time   and, and, and they do rust underground, for incase
you have to wait another billion years

5. Wind up flashlight (to see at night)

You would definitely need it, cause gawd all mighty forgot to create
light (sun) for four days when he created earth, could happen again you know 

[Irreverend]

You may have heard of the end times (which are now) there being a bunch of conditions set in the Bible that will indicate the coming of the Raptor.

Funny how this prediction has been "true" for someone in every generation so far since the very start of this crap. Funny also how they've all been so spectacularly wrong. But today of course many say they're not. They know because the bible tells them so. Ho hum. Yawn.

[mdg]

No. The Raptor is predicted to come to earth soon. You may have heard of the end times (which are now) there being a bunch of conditions set in the Bible that will indicate the coming of the Raptor.
What will happen is that all the Christians will be taken by it, but all the non-believers will be fine. This may or may not be related to Z-day, as it is said that the dead Christians will rise again. But I need some more clarification on this.
Seems absurd, if you ask me but who am I to judge the will of God?

 

ROFLMAO!!!!
Jesus on a dinosaur?!, now I've heard everything. 

[Midd93]

Hey guys, this is posted under the "fun" section

"Secondly, if you feel the need to take stuff, I suggest taking 10 of each, forever could be a looooong time
and a Ipod's guarantee only lasts a natural life time   and, and, and they do rust underground, for incase
you have to wait another billion years"

Dude, the God would provide me with a charger for my Ipod. srsly
Thats what heaven is all about!!
 
"Jesus on a dinosaur?!, now I've heard everything."
Have you heard of a blind sausage dog riding backwards on a unicycle wearing a little hat?

"Funny how this prediction has been "true" for someone in every generation so far since the very start of this crap. Funny also how they've all been so spectacularly wrong. But today of course many say they're not. They know because the bible tells them so. Ho hum. Yawn"
Yeah, we will see how much you will be yawning when the sh1t hits the fan!!

[mdg]

Hey guys, this is posted under the "fun" section

Yes, I know that, it's still hilarious. Of all the nonsense I've read about the rapture, yours was the funniest I've seen. 

My comment should be taken in the same vein, Midd93.

[BoogieMonster]

I'm changing my exclamation of surprise to:

"Jesus Christ on a dinosaur!"

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What?

[Jane of the Jungle]

Yeah, we will see how much you will be yawning when the sh1t hits the fan!!

Now that would depend on what you see as sh!t hitting the fan hey

A comet hitting earth is more my idea of "sh!t hitting the fan" 

[Midd93]

You guys!

We dont need to worry so much.
The zombie hunting has already started for reals!

[Irreverend]

Yeah, we will see how much you will be yawning when the sh1t hits the fan!!

What, is your skydaddy going to take my free will away so I can't decide to spit in his eye instead of kneeling before that churlish asshole? Is that how it'll work? You're a funny person, you are.

[BoogieMonster]

I'd have myself bitten. Since I'm not a theist it's my only shot at living forever. And hey, atleast I can eat BRAAAAAIIIINS!