I will post the first list.
1. Crowbar (Gordon Freeman style)
2. Crucifix (Unsure if this will work on Christian zombies, but just in case)
3. Chocolate (Good for not dying of starvation, tastes good, can be bartered or used to distract zombies perhaps)
4. Ipod (With skeptical podcasts)
May I ask why you need to take anything with??? Isn't it suppose to be "heaven" (everything included in the package)
you know....everything would be to goooood to be true? You know what they say: When it sound to good to be true, it probably IS

Secondly, if you feel the need to take stuff, I suggest taking 10 of each, forever could be a looooong time

and a Ipod's guarantee only lasts a natural life time

and, and, and they do rust underground, for incase
you have to wait another billion years

5. Wind up flashlight (to see at night)
You would definitely need it, cause gawd all mighty forgot to create
light (sun) for four days when he created earth, could happen again you know