The eleven moods of woman

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Faerie (August 25, 2010, 13:18:35 PM):
My boss attended a session with a bona-fide Yogi over the weekend and gave me a copy of a booklet because "ITS SO INTERESTING!"

They got the works, a pendulum (which will show you yes or swing you a no - AND "is often used to test for supplements, foods,medication, clothing etc" umm pendulum, does my bum look fat in this?), a moon chart and the full delivery of woo in all its glory. What fun.

Anyway, so apparantly we women have 11 moods in all (my 14 year old son pointed out to me yesterday that they've got it all wrong with me - "Mom only has two moods - a good one and a bad one, and when its a bad one, you stay the hell away" :D

Well, a man has only one mood point - on the chin. The Yogis concluded that a man with his relative emotional stability (like a sun) benefits from a beard covering the chin as hair insulates and buffers.

So our mood points are as follows:
1. Areline (hairline)
2. Eyebrows
3. Pinks of Cheeks
4. Lips
5. Earlobes
6. Nape of neck
7. Lips of the vagina (yep, its there!!!)
8. Clitoris (and there too!!!)
9. Nipples
10. Navel and lower back
11. Inner thigh

for more on this: http://kundaliniyogaiam.wordpress.com/2010/07/17/the-eleven-moon-centers-of-the-woman/

And this concludes my contribution of completely useless information to the forum for today.

Have fun and remember to meditate!!!

StevoMuso (August 26, 2010, 09:02:17 AM):
The scary part is how many people fall for this shit. Our oh-so-humble bona-fide Yogi is most probably on tour in his private jet. Bletch.
Faerie (August 26, 2010, 09:18:17 AM):
R800 an hour and the session last for 3 hours, with a group of 8 people - R19 200 for a morning's work.... lucrative? :-\
Michael Meadon (August 26, 2010, 09:24:03 AM):
If I had a touch less integrity, I'd so enter the corporate bullshit seminar business...
StevoMuso (August 26, 2010, 09:28:21 AM):
R800 an hour and the session last for 3 hours, with a group of 8 people - R19 200 for a morning's work.... lucrative? :-\
Holy shit! That is criminal. And yes MM - why do we skeptics also have to be so damn ethical?

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