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Kwa- ZuluNatal Man draws map of heaven after visiting 4 times

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« on: March 24, 2012, 11:14:25 AM »

http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2012/03/19/i-ve-been-to-heaven
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 11:56:15 AM »

I saw that story earlier this week as well. Would've loved to see the actual detail of that "map". Heaven can't be all that big if one man can draw a full map of it...
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 11:02:29 AM »

Alas, us heathens are all going to hell, so fat lot of good a map of heaven will do us.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 16:10:21 PM »

Don't worry, I'm sure we'll all get the VIP guided tour.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 18:05:38 PM »

Today a map, tommorrow a book,cd and dvd.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 21:19:59 PM »

I saw that story earlier this week as well. Would've loved to see the actual detail of that "map". Heaven can't be all that big if one man can draw a full map of it...

Yeah and how many places have you been to more than 4 times that you could draw an accurate to scale map of?! And there's 11 heavens?? One of the times he met "God" on an ice planet called Jadalem?? I have some crazy dreams some times but I don't feel it necessary to share...

I think the best bit is "Jesus is White" - he wouldn't even have been white when/if he was alive!!

I don't need a map for where I'm going - I'm staying right in the ground and giving my "soul" to bacteria

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 07:31:46 AM »

I wonder if he plotted possible escape routes?  All those harps and things would drive me dotty...
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 08:36:46 AM »

I wonder if he plotted possible escape routes?  All those harps and things would drive me dotty...

Yup, not mention the Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door at seven on a Sunday morning to give you a "we told you so" pamphlet...

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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 10:32:40 AM »

Yup, not mention the Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door at seven on a Sunday morning to give you a "we told you so" pamphlet...

And worse, you won't be able to kill them!
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