Promiscuous women cause quakes

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Lilli (April 21, 2010, 15:20:24 PM):
Earthquakes (along with other natural disasters such as hurricanes etc) are not generally considered mysteries, are they? I mean, we cannot at this point accurately predict when and where the shit may strike the fan, but we can explain why it does after the fact with relative certainty? I think it really is quite sad that people are so utterly silly.

Just for interest sake - earthquakes don't seem to me to be such a big problem. I mean - the earth wobbles a bit for a few seconds (or a lot for a few minutes?) Whatever... Who cares? The only problem is that man-made infrastructure cannot deal with the wobbling. Buildings fall over, Dam walls collapse, etc, and it is this that ultimately causes all the destruction and death, right? So, instead of blaming immoral people and praying to god (a hypothetical being who would, according to their holy scriptures, annihilate an entire city because apparently every individual in the dump had offended him, somehow) can't we develop building technology and material to be better able to withstand the pressures exerted by the earth having a hiccup? :-\
st0nes (April 21, 2010, 15:24:08 PM):
Well of course they do. Duh! why do you think we toss virgins into volcanos? (They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
Mefiante (April 21, 2010, 15:28:29 PM):
(They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
Actually, throughout its history, judging by the high frequency of volcanic and seismic activity there. If I had to guess, I’d say that the virgin shortage is related to Iceland’s weather… ::)

'Luthon64
StevoMuso (April 21, 2010, 21:51:05 PM):
(They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
Actually, throughout its history, judging by the high frequency of volcanic and seismic activity there. If I had to guess, I’d say that the virgin shortage is related to Iceland’s weather… ::)

'Luthon64
It's because none of the women are modest enough - so therefore there aren't enough virgins - they're all getting laid.

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