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« on: April 21, 2010, 13:59:42 PM »

*Sigh*

Idiot alert...

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

 
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BEIRUT - A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.

Some experts have even suggested Iran should move its capital to a less seismically active location. Tehran straddles scores of fault lines, including one more than 50 miles (80 kilometers) long, though it has not suffered a major quake since 1830.

In 2003, a powerful earthquake hit the southern city of Bam, killing 31,000 people — about a quarter of that city's population — and destroying its ancient mud-built citadel.

"A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance. Why? Because calamities threaten us," Sedighi said.

Referring to the violence that followed last June's disputed presidential election, he said, "The political earthquake that occurred was a reaction to some of the actions (that took place). And now, if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. ... So let's not disappoint God."

The Iranian government and its security forces have been locked in a bloody battle with a large opposition movement that accuses Ahmadinejad of winning last year's vote by fraud.

Ahmadinejad made his quake prediction two weeks ago but said he could not give an exact date. He acknowledged that he could not order all of Tehran's 12 million people to evacuate. "But provisions have to be made. ... At least 5 million should leave Tehran so it is less crowded," the president said.

Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli said prayers and pleas for forgiveness were the best "formulas to repel earthquakes."

"We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self-sacrifice," Mahsooli said.
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 14:06:00 PM »

One of the atheists in the US got a idea regarding this:
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This little bit of supernatural thinking has been floating around the blogosphere  today:

    "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!


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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 14:47:35 PM »

Sedighi is an unalloyed moron.  If he believed his own hype, he’d send a bevy of scantily-clad suicide bombshells with orders to plunge themselves into the San Andreas fault.

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 14:49:51 PM »

Well, I'd imagine that a promiscuous woman could cause quakes in certain men's pants, but I'm sure that it wouldnt be quite as earth shattering as Haiti's quake was.....
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 15:00:08 PM »

And the blame game continues....

Positive Atheism's Big List of Jerry Falwell Quotations

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/foulwell.htm

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And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001) 


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April 16, 2010
Story #1: God Answers Obamacare? Volcano Halts Air Traffic

RUSH: You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, "Hey, you know, I'm looking around. The earth hadn't opened up. There's no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes -- airspace has more affected -- than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they're telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they're telling people, "There aren't any seats until at least April 22nd," basically a week from now. It's got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don't know whether it's a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it's a rebirth, God speaking. 


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All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that.

The newspaper carried the story in our local area, that was not carried nationally, that there was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it would was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other gay pride parades.

So I believe that the judgment of God is a very real thing. I know there are people who demur from that, but I believe that the Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the Day of Judgment, and I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans. 

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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 15:20:24 PM »

Earthquakes (along with other natural disasters such as hurricanes etc) are not generally considered mysteries, are they? I mean, we cannot at this point accurately predict when and where the shit may strike the fan, but we can explain why it does after the fact with relative certainty? I think it really is quite sad that people are so utterly silly.

Just for interest sake - earthquakes don't seem to me to be such a big problem. I mean - the earth wobbles a bit for a few seconds (or a lot for a few minutes?) Whatever... Who cares? The only problem is that man-made infrastructure cannot deal with the wobbling. Buildings fall over, Dam walls collapse, etc, and it is this that ultimately causes all the destruction and death, right? So, instead of blaming immoral people and praying to god (a hypothetical being who would, according to their holy scriptures, annihilate an entire city because apparently every individual in the dump had offended him, somehow) can't we develop building technology and material to be better able to withstand the pressures exerted by the earth having a hiccup?  Undecided
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 15:24:08 PM »

Well of course they do.  Duh!  why do you think we toss virgins into volcanos?  (They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 15:28:29 PM »

(They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
Actually, throughout its history, judging by the high frequency of volcanic and seismic activity there.  If I had to guess, I’d say that the virgin shortage is related to Iceland’s weather… Roll Eyes

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 21:51:05 PM »

(They have experienced a severe shortage of virgins in Iceland recently.)
Actually, throughout its history, judging by the high frequency of volcanic and seismic activity there.  If I had to guess, I’d say that the virgin shortage is related to Iceland’s weather… Roll Eyes

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It's because none of the women are modest enough - so therefore there aren't enough virgins - they're all getting laid.
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