Even if it actually worked, it won't be on the front page unless it involved an Idols finalist or Steve Hofmeyer.
But that
was the case when Steve Hofmeyr actually invented a perpetual motion machine during a stage show and then later changed the laws of physics so that nobody else could do it.
Also...
- Steve Hofmeyr once sakkied with 10 boere Poppies at once.
- Not even Chuck Norris gets as many fathers day cards as Steve Hofmeyr.
- Morkels gives Steve Hofmeyr any guarantee he wants.
... and
so on and so on.
Okay, I just couldn't let that one slide.
