Vengeance

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cr1t (November 28, 2013, 08:28:32 AM):
Or wait till the end of the 16 days of non-violence against women and children, then shoot her in the head.

A little bit far maybe. But really I would have a big braai every saturday, invite the local biker club.

There is no law and will there ever be a law in this country that says you can't braai.
I think it is the constitution.
Mefiante (November 28, 2013, 08:58:27 AM):
If you can get at her inhaler undetected, put some novocaine on its mouthpiece. Then get your youngest to phone her, asking to speak to Mrs Numb-lips.

Or, instead of novocaine, rub a habanero chilli around the inhaler mouthpiece and have your youngest ask for Mrs Hot-lips.

'Luthon64
Rigil Kent (November 28, 2013, 09:21:38 AM):
Or wait till the end of the 16 days of non-violence against women and children, then shoot her in the head.
;D Now that's dark!
Rigil Kent (November 28, 2013, 09:58:31 AM):
Get yapper-dogs.
Or crapper-dogs.
Faerie (December 02, 2013, 08:51:57 AM):
From another thread, but Boogie has a point...

It would be great if everyone could just get along, we could avoid conflict and strife, and work together as humanity. However when we do not rock the boat, when we are too passive, the 'self aggrandising pirates' take over. So it can only work if absolutely everyone does it.

That's not going to happen, so we need, as we do in the world, a balance between being passive and being aggressive.

Anyhows, my saga continues, on Friday night we received a final written warning from the council to stop burning our garden refuse in the middle of the night. The night in question was last Thursday in the middle of that huge thunderstorm that hit Gauteng....

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